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Personal email:
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To reach Rick’s literary agent:
Ha! Are you kidding?! What literary agent?!
I’ve had two genuinely reputable literary agents — dudes who routinely sell books to big time publishing houses for big time money. Just not for me. And each agent dropped me like I’d been identified as Patient Ground Zero for Black Plague and was wandering around their offices slobbering on the furniture.